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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Husband Vs Wife - Small funny Conversations !!!

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
 
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
 
Wife: No darling, it means,
 
With Idiot For Ever
 
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
 
Pills.
 
Wife: When must I give them to him?
 
Doctor: They are for you
 
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
 
Husband: You should have known it the minute
 
I asked you to marry me.
 
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
 
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
 
Wife: Why Three?
 
Husband: For you and your parents
 
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
 
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
 
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
 
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
 
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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